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By Tayi Sanusi Oct. After all, one of the best parts about being in a relationship is having someone around to lighten your mood. Coming up with some funny texts to send your partner is not only a great way to make them smile, but it can also help keep the connection between you and bae strong, even when you're apart.

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A cute-cumber! After all, one of the best parts about being in a relationship is having someone around to lighten your mood. More like The Summer Text.

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To be clear, I'm not looking for a love triangle. The Summer Day? A fjnny pun is berry cute. I can't cook and just burned a Hot Pocket in the microwave, but I imagine what it would be like to be able to cook well.

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Whether you know they're having a stressful day and want to lighten their mood, or you just want to check in with a sweet reminder that you're thinking of them, you can't go wrong with one of the above. Sure, you can't invite your crush to a party or out with your friends.

How's your WFH going? I'm not sure what it means, but I'm honored to be your muse.

Food… No, you. And while you can never go wrong with a cute selfie or a pic of your roommate's dog, delivering the perfect funny text can be a slam dunk on your road to romance.

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I'm not sure what it means, but I'm honored to be your muse. By Tayi Sanusi Oct. Maybe, food on you! Meeting drunk girls in bathrooms. There's no time like a global pandemic ro lure potential lovers with your intelligence and wit. You've swapped your freakum' dress for flannel PJs and suave pickup lines delaware chat rooms funny texts to send your crush from six feet away, of course.

Buying bean sprouts and a single Lara bar. If you've been texting a Hinge cutie for a while or your Slacks with your coworker are becoming a little more than business casual, you may be looking for the perfect message to make etxts smile.

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Food… No, you. More like this. Maybe, food on you! Maybe it's time to consider replacing your standard check-in text with sene that will make your partner chuckle.

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I'll be the guac and you can be the cheese. Does "tuna" suffice?

Asking for a friend. Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it's serious. Whether you know they're having a stressful day and want to lighten their mood, or you just want to check in with a sweet reminder that you're thinking of them, you can't go wrong with one of the above.

Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK. How many Dolly Parton candles are too many?

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Just, why? I needed you to be in this moment with me.

Double points if it's the lime kind. I'm not going to lie — some days, I listen to "office sounds" compilations.

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